{"id":448,"date":"2026-10-13T03:46:13","date_gmt":"2026-10-13T01:46:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/x.schnumpfhausen.de\/wordpress\/phl\/2026\/10\/13\/krank-zu-sein-ist-doof\/"},"modified":"2026-10-13T03:46:13","modified_gmt":"2026-10-13T01:46:13","slug":"krank-zu-sein-ist-doof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/x.schnumpfhausen.de\/wordpress\/phl\/2026\/10\/13\/krank-zu-sein-ist-doof\/","title":{"rendered":"Krank zu sein ist doof."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Besonders im Urlaub. Richtig richtig doof.  Auch in Baltimore. 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Richtig richtig doof. Auch in Baltimore. Besonders in Baltimore. 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